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Did You Wake Up On The Wrong Side Of The Bed?

I got into radio so I wouldn't have to do math but here we are... There's a convoluted math formula that will determine if you got up on the wrong side of the bed. It involves the amount of time you spend doing morning activities, as well as the number of hours you slept. You'll need a pen and paper for this one... Here we go...

Take the number of minutes that you spent eating breakfast. Double it, then add that to the number of minutes spent exercising and showering. Write the total down and save it for later...

Then, take the number of hours that you spent sleeping... subtract it from eight and add one. Then multiply that by the number of hours your wake-up time was away from 7:12 A.M. Then add one. Write that number down.

Confused yet??? Almost there...

Now take the first number you wrote down and divide it by the second number. Finally, you add that total to the number of minutes you spend doing other "getting ready" activities, divided by two.

If the overall total is MORE than 37, you woke up on the RIGHT side of the bed. However, if it's equal to or LESS than 37, you woke up on the WRONG side... Either way you just passed the math portion of the SAT...

My number is 7... so I woke up on the far end of the wrong side of the bed... which might explain some things...


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